I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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