I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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