I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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