where am i from again
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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