8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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