I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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