Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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