i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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