My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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