Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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