That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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