The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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