I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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