I'm lost and stupid without you.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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