I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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