oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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