I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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