I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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