omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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