that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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