Quick, to the slutcave!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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