How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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