If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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