yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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