The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
