I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He better not be in your backpack
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Randomize
