what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he was CRYING into my vagina
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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