of course. lets lasso hookers.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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