Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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