Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Alive.
So much puke
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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