I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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