So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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