Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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