I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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