Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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