butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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