it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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