watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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