Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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