just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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