Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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