I hate all girls vehemently.
id be glad to
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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