Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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