And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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