I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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