bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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