Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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