I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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