dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The air was thick with penises
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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