guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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