Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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