I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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