Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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