I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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